“Jackson stands out for his “fantastic libido” and highly productive semen”

Many of the young elephants in America’s zoos have been sired by only one bull. Conservationists hope that 15 litres of frozen elephant semen, awaiting export from South Africa, will help freshen up the gene pool. (via theeconomist)

I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t really pertain to politics (conservation stuff, I guess?) but the idea that there’s a giant bag of frozen elephant semen lying around and some people are really super excited about it makes me laugh. “GREAT NEWS! THE ELEPHANT JIZZ IS ON ITS WAY!” -Jess

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    Wankers. (Literally)
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    This is highly disturbing.
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    1 litre = 2.1 pints